Month: June 2025

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Well, well, well… look who stumbled into the blogosphere. That’s right—me. And you. Welcome. Grab a snack and make yourself uncomfortable.

This blog is like a casserole: you’re not exactly sure what’s in it, it might be a little weird, but you’ll eat it anyway out of politeness. Topics here may range from the profound (like why socks disappear in the dryer) to the slightly less profound (like why I thought starting a blog at 2 a.m. was a good idea).

You might laugh. You might cry. You might just skim and leave passive-aggressive comments about my grammar. That’s okay. I’m here for all of it. So buckle up, friend. The blog train has left the station, and I probably forgot the map.

Let’s do this.

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Beef, Billionaires, and Basketball Brawls – America, You Never Disappoint

🍔 Trump vs. Elon: Grumpy Old Men, Billionaire Edition

In this week’s episode of The Apprentice: Twitter Cage Match, Donald Trump and Elon Musk are sparring like two alpha roosters in a Tesla dealership. Trump’s been throwing shade, Musk’s been subtweeting, and honestly, it’s like watching two egos try to out-ego each other in a room with no windows and too many mirrors.

Musk implied Trump was past his prime. Trump fired back, calling Elon a “weird rocket boy.” Somewhere in the background, Ron DeSantis quietly picked up a campaign flyer and sighed. Again.

Meanwhile, America is torn between building rockets to Mars and building a legal defense fund.

🏀 Caitlin Clark vs. Angel Reese: WNBA Drama With a Side of Swagger

Caitlin Clark, America’s golden girl of threes, and Angel Reese, the self-proclaimed Bayou Barbie, are giving the WNBA a plotline. Clark’s been body-checked, snubbed, and side-eyed—but she keeps draining jumpers and showing up to press conferences like it’s her full-time job.

Reese, meanwhile, is serving confidence with a capital C, making it clear she’s not here to coddle anyone’s narrative. The internet is debating: Is it about race? Is it about fame? Is it about… defense?

One thing’s for sure: these women are making people watch women’s basketball like it’s a Netflix docuseries—and that’s a win for the league.

🌎 Quick Bites of National & World News

  • Economy: Inflation’s cooling, but not enough to cool your rent. Thanks, Jerome.
  • Supreme Court: Everyone’s anxiously waiting on major rulings, while the justices themselves probably haven’t opened their group chat since February.
  • AI Regulation: Congress is still trying to figure out if ChatGPT is a tool, a threat, or an intern that never sleeps.
  • Ukraine-Russia: The war drags on, with Ukraine getting more drones and Russia getting more sanctions. Peace talks remain as mythical as Bigfoot.
  • Israel-Gaza: The region simmers under uneasy ceasefires while world leaders keep “strongly condemning” things on X (formerly Twitter, formerly fun).
  • China-Taiwan: Naval exercises continue, and tensions rise. Diplomats are sweating. TikTok dances persist.
  • Climate: It’s hot. Canada’s on fire again. Somewhere, a billionaire is talking about how planting algae will fix it.