This blog is like a casserole: you’re not exactly sure what’s in it, it might be a little weird, but you’ll eat it anyway out of politeness. Topics here may range from the profound (like why socks disappear in the dryer) to the slightly less profound (like why I thought starting a blog at 2 a.m. was a good idea).

You might laugh. You might cry. You might just skim and leave passive-aggressive comments about my grammar. That’s okay. I’m here for all of it. So buckle up, friend. The blog train has left the station, and I probably forgot the map.
Let’s do this.